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Hey, Sunshine!
I bet Tui did have a lot of fun without you in Yosemite.  But I have a question: What was that blue thing you were wrestling for?  Was it beef jerky?  I LOVE beef jerky!!  But blue beef jerky, ew!  That sure does give me the chills!
Beef Jerky Fan

Dear Sunshine,
Do you think your butt hair will grow on your stupid shaved butt?  I have had to have that stinky creature with the razor shave my back!  But your butt?  That's nasty!
                              Get well soon!
                            :~) all around!
                       Love, Tiko (a single boy dog)

Hey people!!!
This isn't really a question but I just thought I'd tell you that I absolutely LOVED the second book (Loudest Beagle on the Block). I thought it was soooo cool that you put in the same story as the first one, except a different point of view. Anyway, my favorite part of the book was the FOOD FIGHT!!!!! I've only read the first two, how many more are you going to write????????
So BYE!!!!!!

Helloooo adoring fans (or casual visitors, either way)! 

As you may have noticed, I haven't blogged for the last couple of weeks, which is ALL TUI'S FAULT, because she's supposed to do the typing for me, but then she WENT OFF and LEFT ME so she could go TRAIPSE AROUND NATIONAL PARKS with OTHER DOGS WHO ARE NOT ME.  Well, THAT'S JUST FINE.  I didn't want to go sniff all the exciting trees and chase the awesome birds and jump around the pretty waterfalls anyway, NO SIR. 

Besides, I was having a perfectly marvelous time in New Jersey without her, so there.  I was at my grandpawrents' house with my new little brother Maui, which meant I could be PERFECTLY WICKED about running and jumping and playing on my supposedly recovering leg, and nobody would stop me, BWA HA HA!  Grandpawrents are the best.  :-)

Photographic evidence of this wickedness:


Snorg!  The shaggy blue thing will be mine!

Dear Sunshine,

My people spent the last few days moving all of their furniture around and throwing things away (like MY CHAIR!) and putting things in closets and even GETTING A NEW BED! I hate change! And I keep thinking that if they throw too much stuff away, they might accidentally throw ME away! I am terrified any time they start acting suspiciously thoughtful about rooms or putting things into boxes. They try to tell me that they love me, but why can't they just leave things the way they were?! Help!

Love,
Cranky from Change

This is how I feel about going to the vet:
 

And this is how I feel about my stupid shaved butt:

Dear Sunshine,

I'm very sorry to hear your mom had to take you back to the cold, smelly place where people prod you and X-ray you. I'm sure she's only doing it to keep you healthy so you can chase balls and leap over hurdles with ease. I try to keep my pets healthy, too. But they really don't like it when I take them to the vet either. Do you have any advice on how to make vet visits less painful for them?

Sincerely,
I'm Only Thinking of Them

Dear Sunshine,

Boy, you sure have a lot of cute friends!  So I was wondering...out of all of them, who's your BEST friend?  Huh?  Huh?  I bet it's someone small and adorable!  Someone who likes to chase you around the house and attack your paws adorably while you're trying to do things!  Right?  Right?

Someone Who Is Definitely Not Maui

Dear Sunshine,

How come there was no blog last week?  Where did you go?  Also, my little brother is SUPER ANNOYING and I need to know how to keep him out of my room because he keeps touching my stuff and it makes me SO MAD!  What should I do?

Grumpy Big Sister

Dear Sunshine,

So, like, I'm totally confused, because there's this really cute pug who I think totally likes me.  He's always coming over to sniff me and running around like he wants to play with me, which is awesome.  But then sometimes I think maybe he doesn't like me, because he acts exactly the same way around other dogs, too!  I want to let him know I maybe like him, but how can I do that without being totally embarrassed if it turns out he just wags his tail at everyone?

Baffled by Boy Pugs

Dear Sunshine,

My family picked me first out of an entire litter 3 years ago in Keowa, Colorado.  It was wonderful being loved by this family.....but something happened...my person-mom is sick, I think.  Since I like to bark and play at our fence with Zoe, the pretty Doberman next door, my feet get all muddy. My family does not like muddy feet.....so here's the heartbreak: they go out and get these little tiny dogs called Chihuahuas so that my mom can cuddle with a teeny dog! Ask me how I feel with my big muddy paws?????? Unloved, forgotten, left out!!!! I really am trying to give these little, often annoying dogs a chance.....after all, at least they are 3 canines...could be worse...could be FELINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, please, advise me on how to accept these little ones....I WANT MY SPACE ON THE BED TOO!!!!! Oh, I also want you to know that I have MANY champions in my background and they have none!!! Emiliano doesn't even have papers!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe that?? I mean, I am not a snob, but no AKC papers....give me a break!!!!!!!! Bark Bark!

Mo’ Muddy, Mo’ Problems

Dear Sunshine,

So, like, what’s up with cats? Why are they so grumpy? Do you have any advice about getting along with them better? I’m tired of getting my nose scratched!

Frazzled by Felines